Why Tequila is fucking good for you

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Why Tequila is fucking good for you

There is no doubt that when people like their tequila, they really love it. When it comes to this alcohol of choice, there really are no boundaries or limitations.

You know that group of friends who can never decide what type of round to buy at the bar? These people spend their time arguing between Jameson, vodka and Fireball.

But do you know the one suggestion that will shut them the fucking up? That’s right — tequila!

So get ready to open your eyes to the benefits of tequila, some of which you never even thought could be possible.

It helps lower blood sugar

How exactly is this possible? Well agavina, which is a sugar that comes from the agave plant used to produce tequila, triggers insulin production and therefore lowers blood sugar.

Source: American Chemical Society

It aid in weight loss

There are certain components in tequila that can help you lose weight. In further tests done by the ACS, tequila helped overweight mice lose a significant amount of pounds.

You don’t really get a hungover

You may disagree, but we’re not talking about that bad quality watered-down tequila most people are drinking. Rather, we are discussing real 100 percent pure agave tequila.

Try drinking this and see if that headache becomes a memory of the past.

You can drink it straight without wanting to throw up afterward

Have you ever tried drinking straight shots of vodka? Chances are they’re coming right back up.

When it comes to tequila, you can rest assured that it will sail smoothly down your throat.

It helps fight cholesterol

Let’s get scientific here for a moment. Increasing fiber in your diet helps in the reduction of cholesterol levels.

Like fiber, agavins lower triglycerides in the blood and levels of cholesterol as determined by researchers in Plant Foods For Human Nutrition.

Tequila may be used to help treat colds

Back in the 1930s, doctors in Mexico used to promote this tequila concoction to fight off the common cold: .5 ounce of tequila blanco; .5 ounce of agave nectar; .5 ounce of fresh lime juice.

It helps you numb the pain

Tequila has been proven to dilate the blood vessels, which results in better blood flow, minimizing pain levels. When it comes to emotional pain, you can bet tequila is the remedy for that too.

It can serve as a drug delivery system

What does that mean? OK, so basically when drugs are taken, the acid in your stomach typically breaks them down before they can even hit your intestines.

Why is this a problem? Because it decreases the drug’s effectiveness. Tequila serves as a protective barrier of these drugs as they work their way into your system.

Diabetics can drink too

The high amount of sugar that is present in alcohol is what poses an issue for diabetics. The thing with tequila, however, is that it has significantly less sugar; therefore, it will have much less of an impact on blood sugar.

You look like a damn badass on a first date

How many times do females worry about what to order on the first date?

The answer? Order tequila and stand out from the crowd. Make a long-lasting impression because you can be certain he will always remember you as the girl who ordered tequila on the rocks on your first date.

It won’t make you feel as fat as vodka and beer

Raise your shot glass and cheers to this because tequila helps to regulate the absorption of fat in your intestines! And when it comes to alcohol, everyone knows how much drinkers detest bloating.

You don’t have to waste your calories

One of the best parts about ripping shots of tequila is that you don’t need soda to chase them with.

Honestly, you don’t really even need a chaser because the taste of tequila is that good, but if you can’t really stomach it, there are always limes!

Everyone respects a person who rolls up with a bottle of tequila

A unique individual busts out the tequila and really gets the party started.

It cleans your colon in a different way than you may think

Touching upon the points found in eight, Researchers at Mexico’s University of Guadalajara claim that blue agave found in tequila helps deliver drugs to the colon, which helps to treat illnesses such as Crohn’s disease, colitis, IBS and even cancer!

It chills you out and helps you sleep

Everyone knows tequila and relaxation go hand in hand. You don’t need to drink an excessive amount… one or two shots will do.

Next time you can’t fall asleep, try sipping on some good Tequila.


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