What girls won’t tell you about giving blowjobs

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What girls won't tell you about giving blowjobs

Here you will find 10 hilarious truths about girls giving blowjobs.

#1 BITING REFLEX

Sometimes girls obsess about the worst case scenario, such as biting down for no reason at all. They wouldn’t ever admit it to their partners.

#2 ACHES AND PAINS OF GIVING BLOWJOBS

Sore jaws, wrists, knees and thights are all part of the pleasure giving some quality head. Yet girls are tough and keep coming back to give more.

#3 MIND CROSSING

Sometimes when it’s taking a extra long time girls get easily distracted by the smallest things.

Like what they’re gonna have for dinner or some other random shit like “what to wear”.

#4 GAG REFLEX STRUGGLE IS REAL

The only way around this difficult situation is to challenge their own gag reflexes from the times before. Yeah it’s kind of nasty.

#5 PUBIC HAIR IN THEIR MOUTH

Have you ever noticed a girl instantly runs into the bathroom afterwards? It’s never nice getting pubic hair out of their teeth and mouth.

#6 WHEN GUYS DON’T SHOWER

Girls can always tell if guys haven’t washed down there. This can be one of their most bad memories.

#7 SLURPING NOISES

Girls sometimes freak themselves out with their own slurping sounds. There’s just no way to sound feminine while doing that.

#8 GAG AND CRY ME A RIVER

When girls gag to the point of getting tears in their eyes, they worry it’s not as attractive as guys may think.

#9 DICK SLAPPING EFFECTS

When girls slap a guy’s penis on their face, it’s because they’ve seen it done on some porn video.

#10 CHECKING OUT HIS BALLS

The balls are the most mysterious part of the male anatomy, which girls stare at while down there.


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