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Scientific guide on how to attract a woman

Science explains everything. It even offers cold, hard facts on how to increase your chances of turning heads in every situation.

Sit back, relax, and take this as a refresher on everything you wished you learned in your Biology classes.

1. DITCH THE PICKUP LINES

The results of two studies on opening lines proved that women really don’t like lame pickup lines. This shouldn’t be very surprising.

Nearly 90% of the women in the study rated these half-baked pickup lines as really, really ineffective. Instead, be straightforward. About 65% of women said the direct approach would do it for them.

A simple “Hi, I’ve never been here before, what’s good on the menu?” should be sufficient. Instead of desperate, you’ll seem relaxed and confident, like James Bond. Women totally like relaxed and confident.

2. JUST BE FREAKY

Boring is bad, science says so. Developmental molecular biologist John Medina discovered that we don’t exactly pay attention to boring things. We like our lives to revolve around the interesting and engaging, which is basically anything we can eat, fuck, or have feelings about.

When you stick to the vapid social script of small talk, you can hear the thud of your chances hitting the ground, if you listen closely.

Talking about the weather instead of sharing something genuine about yourself makes you magically morph into a generic, emotionally unavailable, humdrum fuck boy right before her very eyes.

So go ahead, talk about how you practice speaking in foreign accents for absolutely no reason. It’s kinda weird, and weird is attractive.

3. WATCH YOUR BODY LANGUAGE

Our brains are always a step ahead of our conscious awareness, so we tend to give off unattractive body language cues without realizing it.

That’s why you should pay attention to what your limbs are doing, because women pick up on that stuff real fast.

Psychologists have found that it takes between 1.5 to 4 minutes to decide if you have the hots for someone or not! That’s barely enough time for you to say hello and introduce yourself.

Research has shown that keeping your torso open towards others is the best way to show that you’re available and interested.

Crossing your arms or checking your phone in front of your chest makes you seem guarded, and that’s no go.

They also have trouble trusting people whose hands we can’t see, so take your hands out of your pockets and keep them where she can see them.

4. LET IT GROW A BIT

Facial hair is bad ass. Women think heavy stubble is hot because it’s like non-verbally saying you’re a strong masculine man.

In more science-y terms, women are biologically wired to find some beard action sexually appealing because it indicates healthy androgen levels, which translates to good sexual function.

To clarify, chops, a full beard, or a creepy pornstache are not attractive. Stick to a nice five o’clock shadow.

5. BUY HER DINNER

It’s not just men who are tempted with food. The way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach. If you’re just looking to get in her pants, don’t skip the dinner date.

This is a mating custom that predates dinosaurs because it speaks to women on an evolutionary level. Taking a lady out to dinner, or “courtship feeding,” as it’s called in the science world, shows women that you’re able to bring home the bacon and can support your future family.

6. DON’T BE TOO EAGER

Don’t throw yourself at her five minutes after meeting. She probably won’t be too into that. It’s embedded in the human psyche that being too available is unattractive.

It not only comes across as desperate (desperate is annoying), but also destroys the thrill of pursuing someone. Not just men, but all humans love a good chase.

Showing interest but playing it cool and being like, “whatever,” may seem counter intuitive, but it’ll definitely keep her interested.

7. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SCENT

Don’t wear that week old shirt off the ground! Even if you think it smells okay, don’t wear it.

Females are a lot more sensitive to scents than men, so something that smells borderline okay to you might be a putrid slap in the face for her.

So wear freshly washed clothes, maybe spritz on a light mist of cologne, and please don’t forget the deodorant!

8. WEAR MORE RED

You’ve heard everywhere that red is a symbol of love, sex, desire and for good reason it’s the most valuable color in your closet.

Across the animal kingdom, red indicates dominance, so it seems to trigger something biologically engrained in women.

Men wearing red are perceived as more powerful and higher-status, which is one of the most important things a woman pays attention to when choosing a mate.