For all of you guys out there wondering what it’s like to date a girl below a C-cup: here you will find 15 facts what you need to know.
Please note that this is from a girls point of view!
1. Be a butt guy
In fact, if you prefer boobs – now would be the time to lie.
2. Bra sizes will be a MYSTERY
We’re basically boob-magicians. One day our cleave will be on point – the next – it’s like it was never there.
3. Yes, my boobs will look bigger sometimes
We love that week for one reason only – but since it’s all hormones and stuff be careful. They’re sensitive.
4. Never let your hands wander aimlessly around her chest
Cup them at your leisure but always know where you’re shooting for. Imagine us putting our hands down your pants then taking a good ten seconds before we find your jackpot. It would feel like a shit eternity right? Yeah that.
5. My underwear will be super sexy
We do win at the lingerie game. With no worries about support, it’s a free for all. Side note – at least admire us before you rip it off.
6. We won’t be upset if you are crazy about boobs
If our server has the best rack we’ve ever seen (#BoobEnvy) that would be the perfect time. Just sayin’
7. But we love them, really
Even though we bitch, they’re not all bad. No back aches, cute bralettes all of the time and minimal sagging kinda rocks. There are perks (see what we did there?)
8. NEVER ask if we’ve thought about getting a boob job
Ever.
9. You should probably never try and buy us underwear
Unless it’s a cute little lacy crop top or sexy undies.
10. Our boobs need attention too
Just because our boobs are smaller, doesn’t mean we don’t want them to be groped and gazed at as much as the next woman.
11. Weekends are not built for bras
Bras are for fun and frolics more than support, so don’t expect to see us wearing one between the hours of 6pm Friday and 8am Monday.
12. Chicken fillets are a thing
No, they’re not real chicken fillets and yes ,we will end you if you make jokes. Let’s never speak of them again.
13. Don’t worry if we don’t have room for your phone in our handbag
Bras are excellent storage compartments. We can hide your phone and keys AND reap the benefits of extra cleavage.
14. Motor-boating and titty sex are out of the question
In fact, bringing it up is cruel. We have many other talents.
15. More than a handful really is such waste. #JustSaying
You have no option other than to agree with us.
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