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Questions men always ask themselves i “How can I have a bigger penis?”

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that men from all over the world are super self-conscious of their penis size. Everyone wants a bigger, longer dick. But why?

In general we men can blame blame porn where most men see dicks? Besides between their own legs, they only really see dicks in porn movies. And the dicks in porn movies are not representative of actual penis sizes. So, if they’re not hung like a pornstar, they immediately assume that there’s something wrong with them.

Well I want to end that line of thinking right now. Having a big dick isn’t the solution to all your problems. In fact, having a big dick isn’t all that great.

So while I’m sure that it will be impossible to convince you that your penis is fine just the way it is, here is a list of disadvantages that come with having a big dick:

Big dicks can be painful for some women during sex
Blood during sex is gross
Big dicks don’t equal automatic orgasms for women, you still need to know how to use it
If it’s their first big dick, expectations for amazing sex will be extremely high
Handjobs? No way. I’m not getting carpal tunnel
Blowjobs? Only if you like blowjobs with a lot of teeth
Deepthroats? Not in a million years. Are you trying to choke me with your big dick?
Anal sex? Sorry but you must be at least 5 inches small to enter the back door
You’ll almost never find condoms that fit your big dick
So you’ll either have latex shrink-wrapped on your big dick, which is uncomfortable
Or you’ll be paying lots of baby-mamas while paying for your hepatitis medicine
The only women you attract with a huge dick are size-queens
Size-queens won’t treat you as a person but a sexual object
You’ll have to buy huge, MC Hammer style parachute pants to accommodate your huge dick or you can try and wear regular pants and have your big dick crushed all day long
Sometimes your big dick will slip into the toilet while going to the bathroom. Forever unclean
Hot days are agony for your big, sweaty dick
Everyone stares when you’re running, swimming or playing any kind of sport
The majority of people wanting to see your dick will be men, because men care more about penis size than women
Men will stare at your big dick every time you use a urinal
Get a boner in public and people will think you’re some kind of circus freak
Sending dick pics sucks because it’s so hard to get your huge dick in frame
Prone to fainting during sex and while masturbating because too much of your blood goes to your monster sized penis to get it hard
Grocery shopping is inconvenient because employees always think you’re shoplifting sausage
No one will ever believe you that your big dick is a problematic and think you’re bragging all the time
Having a big dick often makes you act like a big dick